Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.
  • Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
  • Single in the womb, single till the tomb!
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.