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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just landed via X:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Making waves on Messenger:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Breaking via Instagram:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Live now on X:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Breaking via Instagram:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Trending via Slack:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Just landed via WeChat:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Going viral on Telegram:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Making waves on Threads:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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