I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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📖 “I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir” sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We’ve all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can’t wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨

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