Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my hair's auditioning for the role of "chaotic evil" today! πͺοΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ Iβve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset. Imagine hating me, and Iβm just over here plucking chin hairs.