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Ah yes, nothing like getting caught in a surprise episode of "Zoom & Gloom" 😂📱💔
249 Funny bad quotes
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.
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This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸
Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.
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Finally, a screen upgrade from potato quality to full HD! 😂📺✨
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃
Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.
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Sounds like my team and I are in a competition to see who can ruin my mood faster! 🏆🤦♂️😂
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”
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Rain just wants to give those plants a refreshing shower and our hair a wild new style! 🌧️💧🌻
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂