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98 Funny weather quotes

Funny weather quotes bring a refreshing twist to our daily weather updates! 🌦️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at unpredictable forecasts, playful comments on the seasons, or humorous observations about the weather’s quirks, these quotes add a lighthearted touch to our meteorological moments. Embrace the sunshine or storm with a smile and a laugh, as these funny weather quotes remind us not to take the weather too seriously! 😄🌈

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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