During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Winter: the season of extremes! It's a delicate dance between wearing stretchy pants for a cozy night in or attempting the 'eight thousand calorie challenge' in one sitting 🍔❄️ Who needs balance when you have comfort food, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍕"

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