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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.