Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew serial killers could be my calming music? πΆπͺπΊ Related funny posts π€ I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax. Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts. Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.