Eat like your treadmill is watching. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better put on a salad show for my nosy treadmill! π₯ππββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.