A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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“Who would’ve thought that time can be so sneaky! ⏱️ One minute on a treadmill feels like a forever, while one minute in bed slips away quicker than you can say ‘snooze’. 😂💤 #TimeFliesWhenYoureSleeping”

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