Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.
  • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  • Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.
  • My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.
  • How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?
  • I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.