Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEven if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer. Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again. If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
