There is a giant spider on my dash so Iβm going to have to buy a new car now. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! π·οΈππΈ" Related funny posts π€ Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires. My dream car is a taco truck. How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter? I think itβs time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body theyβre being modelled in too. Stop dating if you have no car.