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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.