Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about staying calm and patient, even in tense situations.
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Commentary:
"Life lesson of the day: prioritize your chewing over potential murder alerts. 🍴🔪 #SafetyFirst #HungryNotDead"

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