Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer. Posted onMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to order a "ppppizza" just turned into the longest siege of my life 🍕😂🗣️ Related funny posts 🤝 This entire month could’ve been an email. I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware. I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials. Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence. There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.