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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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Being awake is the worst.