Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery house is a dream house when you can’t afford one. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.” Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.