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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.
Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.
It’s not 'drinking alone' if you’re at work.
My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
I accidentally said "large" instead of "venti" at Starbucks and now the cops are here.
I'll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.
My bad habits got renewed for another season.
If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?
Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.
If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.
You gotta wonder why they just don't make all bread garlic bread.
You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.
If I'm ever the problem, you're the reason.
I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.
Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.
I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.
Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.