If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who? Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck. Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
