Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.