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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.