If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'it's not me, it's definitely you' argument! ๐Ÿ™„ Looks like someone's trying to channel their inner philosopher while shifting blame. ๐Ÿ˜… Remember, it takes two to tango, but only one to make a dramatic exit! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ"