355 Funny back quotes

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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  1 week ago

  able, back, bed, getting, getting up, knowing, morning, motivation, relaxation, sleep

• I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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  1 week ago

  back, different, exam, humor, i, person, procrastination, question, questions, skip, student, test-taking

• Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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  1 week ago

  after, AI, AI bubble, back, bubble, disappeared, dot-com, dot-com bubble, humor, internet, joke, just, normal, pop, sarcasm, technology, wait

• Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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  1 week ago

  actually, AI, back, ChatGPT, dumb, dumb take, humor, intelligence, just, otherwise, sarcasm, smart, take, technology, using

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  1 week ago

  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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  1 week ago

  accident, accidents, back, car, car insurance, end, give, having, insurance, insurance policy, money, policy, refund, reward, safety, safety reward, should, year

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  1 week ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  1 week ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  1 week ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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  1 week ago

  5, act, act right, back, beg, comeback, days, humor, just, man, relationship, right, take, time

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