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I donโ€™t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! ๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿฉธ Scratch that, mosquitoes! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, back, bite, humor, i, irritation, itch, kill, mosquito, over, pest, playful, revenge, sarcastic, simply, want on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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