My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! π±π π‘οΈ Related funny posts π€ You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet. I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know. Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times. Everyone thinks theyβre a badass until seaweed brushes their leg. Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.