They should invent crushes that like you back. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! πΆππ Related funny posts π€ Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom. The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else. Trying is the first step toward failure. Relationship status: youβd think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer. People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.