Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated Related funny posts 🤝 I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”. Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter. I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.