To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hopefully the spirits don't throw a house party while you're gone! π»ππ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.