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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Jan 21, 2026

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Jan 21, 2026

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Jan 21, 2026

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Jan 21, 2026

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Jan 21, 2026

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Jan 21, 2026

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Jan 21, 2026

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Jan 21, 2026

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Jan 21, 2026

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Jan 20, 2026

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Jan 20, 2026

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Jan 20, 2026

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Jan 20, 2026

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Jan 20, 2026

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Jan 20, 2026

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Jan 20, 2026

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Jan 20, 2026

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Jan 20, 2026

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Jan 19, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Jan 19, 2026

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Jan 19, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Jan 19, 2026

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Jan 19, 2026

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Jan 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Jan 19, 2026

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Jan 19, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Jan 19, 2026

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Jan 19, 2026

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Jan 19, 2026

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Jan 19, 2026

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Jan 19, 2026

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Jan 19, 2026

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Jan 19, 2026

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Jan 18, 2026

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Jan 18, 2026

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Jan 18, 2026

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Jan 18, 2026