So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.” Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living in a whirlwind of chaos, but cavity-free teeth are a priority! π¬π¦·ππ₯ Related funny posts π€ You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and theyβll be like βohhh, thatβs actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.β Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.