Psychiatry is crazy because theyβre just like… Oh, youβre really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh great, now I can be sad AND struggle to fit in my jeans πππ Related funny posts π€ It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more. Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane. Kid, I have jeans older than you. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.