I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Acting like I'm on the verge of normalcy deserves an award or at least a cookie 😂🥳🍪 Related funny posts 🤝 Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane. The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice. Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.