Knowing Iβve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! π΄πβ¨ Related funny posts π€ “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. Iβm so tired. Letβs see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!