I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂 Related funny posts 🤝 You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. There is too much money in the world for me to be broke. Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow. My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems. My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.