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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, curb, driving, habit, humor, observation, parking, parking habit, person, sarcastic, too on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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