Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, βDonβt text and drive.β Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! ππ₯π±π" Related funny posts π€ Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless. Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck. βHope youβre enjoying the sunshine!β No, Iβm at a desk reading your email.