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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! πŸš—πŸ™ŒπŸ˜œ"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, around, bumper, car, cars, collision, driving, hit, humor, rubber, safety, should on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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