80 Funny end quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  "When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

  Commentary:
  "When you're trying to sound deep but just discovered how time works. 😅⏳ #DeepThoughts"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

  Commentary:
  Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a magic potion when just a few sips can make me clone myself? 🍸👯‍♂️ Better stick to plain old water, unless you're ready for a double dose of me! 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

  Commentary:
  🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

  Commentary:
  "Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It's all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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