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74 Funny end quotes

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025