105 Funny end quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

1 month ago1 month ago

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

1 month ago1 month ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

2 months ago2 months ago

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

2 months ago2 months ago

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

2 months ago2 months ago

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

2 months ago2 months ago

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

2 months ago2 months ago

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

2 months ago2 months ago

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

2 months ago2 months ago

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

2 months ago2 months ago

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

2 months ago2 months ago

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

2 months ago2 months ago