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74 Funny end quotes

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

1 month ago

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

1 month ago

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

1 month ago

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

2 months ago

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

2 months ago

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

2 months ago

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

3 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

3 months ago

Men need women, women need men. The end.

3 months ago

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

3 months ago

Man, these end times are taking forever.

3 months ago

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

3 months ago

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

3 months ago

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

3 months ago

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

3 months ago

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

3 months ago

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

3 months ago