116 Funny end quotes

• Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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  6 days ago

  accident, accidents, back, car, car insurance, end, give, having, insurance, insurance policy, money, policy, refund, reward, safety, safety reward, should, year

• There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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  1 week ago

  before, bloopers, credits, end, end credits, film, films, horror, horror film, movie, relax, should, sleep, sleeping, viewer

• At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, end, humor, identity, independence, just, me, reflection, self, solitude

• My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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  2 weeks ago

  boyfriend, breakup, crop, dad, end, family, humor, joke, new, photo, picture, sister, stand, told, whenever

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  3 weeks ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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  1 month ago

  dating, end, era, humor, ID, participant, relationship, thank

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 month ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  1 month ago

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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  1 month ago

  devotion, end, eternity, humor, love, relationship, things, worship

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  1 month ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

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