I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋 Related funny posts 🤝 I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly. And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.