I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me leaving the zoo like: π§π 'He followed me home, I swear!' π" Related funny posts π€ People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. Theyβre putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo. There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.