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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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"Me leaving the zoo like: ๐Ÿง๐Ÿš— 'He followed me home, I swear!' ๐Ÿ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, car, end, escape, humor, i, ID, joke, penguin, pet, shift, work, workplace, zoo on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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