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Trying to postpone tomorrow like it's a dentist appointment 😅🕒🌙
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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.
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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?
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Looks like the government skipped its "Budgeting for Dummies" class! 📚🤦♂️💸
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”
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When you get tired of playing the world's longest game of charades with strangers 😂🤷♂️🎭
I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.
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Here's hoping the year trips on the way out! 🎉🥂😅
Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.
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Taking bedtime procrastination to an Olympic-level sport 🥇😴 Who needs sleep when you can win the "just one more episode" marathon? 📺😂
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉
Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.
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I drive like a grandma on a Sunday morning, where's my "Safe Driver Bonus" at? 🚗💸👵