If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
Download image ↓

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes
Follow us on X
Follow us on Facebook
Follow us on Pinterest
Follow us on Instagram
Random funny quotes

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.
  • That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
  • Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.
  • My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
  • I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
  • Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.