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Witty text highlighting marriage statistics with a humorous, playful tone.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Commentary:
Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 50, divorce, end, fact, humor, i, joke, marriage, married, only, relationship, satire, wedding, why on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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