Going βOmgg, thatβs crazy,β every time my coworkers talk until itβs time to go home. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Itβs hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and theyβll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress. After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping theyβre braver than me. Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job. I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.