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Updated: Jul 2, 2026

The feminine urge to turn into a fire-breathing dragon and burn it all down.Jul 2, 2026
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?Jul 2, 2026
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.Jul 2, 2026
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?Jul 2, 2026
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.Jul 2, 2026
If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026

The feminine urge to turn into a fire-breathing dragon and burn it all down.Jul 2, 2026
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?Jul 2, 2026
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.Jul 2, 2026
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?Jul 2, 2026
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.Jul 2, 2026

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