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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.
Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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1 month ago
Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
1 month ago
Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
1 month ago
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
1 month ago
Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"
1 month ago
Share →: Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Commentary:
"Living life like it's a chaotic improv show and calling it 'method acting'! 🎭😜 #VibeGoneWild"
1 month ago
Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"
1 month ago
Share →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Commentary:
"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"
1 month ago
Share →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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"Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"
1 month ago
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"

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