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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

42 shares on Threads this month:

How is it still this week?

80 shares on Instagram this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

95 shares on X this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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People should come with warning labels.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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