Shopping is the only exercise I need. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? πͺποΈ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! π #ShopTillYouDrop" Related funny posts π€ This is my emotional support online shopping cart. Whoever said money canβt buy happiness simply didnβt know where to go shopping. So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag? I still canβt believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. Iβve got 8 of them now and donβt really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up. When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.