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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.