I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn't.

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Ah, the good ol’ days when you had to actually have skills to drop some sick rhymes! 🎤😂 Now everyone thinks they’re a rapper just because they can rhyme “cat” with “hat”! 🐱🎩 Let’s bring back the days of real rap talent and leave the wannabes in the dust! ✨🎶 #RapGameStrong

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