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Finally, some peace and quiet! ๐๐ด #SilentVictory
365 Funny parenting quotes
“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.
What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?
Parent hack: Shut your childโs bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.
