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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.