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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Commentary:
"Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, birth, birth control, control, humor, i, inspiration, parenting, relationship on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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