Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble. Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now. Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.