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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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"Looks like your kids are pursuing their own version of 'Grey's Anatomy: Elementary Edition'! 🏥💉 Who knew running to the school nurse could earn them a PhD in 'I Need a Band-Aid'?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, degree, family, frequent, frequent visits, healthcare, humor, kids, medical, medical degree, nurse, parenting, visits on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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