My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like your kids are pursuing their own version of 'Grey's Anatomy: Elementary Edition'! 🏥💉 Who knew running to the school nurse could earn them a PhD in 'I Need a Band-Aid'?" Related funny posts 🤝 Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department. Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”